Sunday, April 5, 2009

Jet Lagged and Nyquil

1. Why do people sometimes preface statements with "honestly" or "seriously". Let me just assume that you are always telling the truth. I do not need you to reassure me that you are being honest about how much you love chicken McNuggets.

2. If you are in charge of the BBQ, you are not a chef, you are a control freak.

3. If you are a stewardess on an airplane and you are being served, then who is serving you?

4. When I am telling you a story and you respond to it by saying, "Oh", you might as well say, "That was not interesting. I am going to stop this conversation right now".

5. I do not need a minute-to-minute update on what is going on in your equally uneventful and mundane life.

1:17 am: Brrr. I am cold.
1:17:09 am: Nevermind. I put on my snuggie!
1:17:33 am: Oh nos! Now I am too hot.
1:17:49 am: I've thought about it, and a snuggie is essentially a robe you put on backwards.
1:18 am: Goodnight!
1:21 am: I can't sleep! What movie should I put on instead?
1:22 am: No thanks, George! I am NOT watching 28 Days Later to sleep...again! LOLz
1:22:54 am: I'm going to finish writing the song I started yesterday. Can anyone help me rhyme "you broke my heart so bad"
1:23:18 am: Finished!

Thank you, Facebook for letting me get to know that one cute girl who sat in my section last semester. Only now do I know that I did not make a mistake by never talking to her in person.

4 comments:

KEVIN CHUNG LEE CHENG said...

What's with the abbreviated post? I needed something to print out and take with me for my 13 hour flight to Beijing.

jo said...

oh.

jo said...

oh.

tweva said...

the first one reminds me of when you told fil and i about how Mcdonalds take-home chicken nuggets would be the shit. something about an untapped market? I think we responded something like this: "Oh"
hee hee luv ya